Well if you want a quiet, restful start to the day do not drop a plastic overnight bag containing over a litre of urine onto a tile floor.
At this point I will warn you that there are scenes/language you might find to be of an indelicate nature not usually found on this blog.
I woke at 0630 after a good night’s sleep and decided to get up.
I then decided to go into the bathroom to empty the overnight bag (I often do it in the carpeted ‘en-suite’).
I arrived in the bathroom and dropped the bag.
On with the latex gloves, out with the floor cloths, bleach, floor cleaner and finally Zoflora (thank you Marcel) and I had a clean, sterile and sweet-smelling bathroom again.
Glad Game:
1. As it weighed over a kilo I was just happy that the length of the plastic pipe between my willy and the top of the bag was greater than the distance between my willy and the floor!
2. I dropped it in the one tiled room in the house.
