If you can fill your room with junk and clutter,
And still contrive to find your (unmade) bed.
If you withstand your parents' angry mutter
And play your music extra loud, instead.
If you can hoard your dirty mugs and dishes
And grow green mould therein, and cease to mind,
Stand fast against your teachers' well-meant wishes,
And, stalwart, keep your place in class (behind).
If you can eat three plates of food at mealtimes
And still have room for cereal in between,
And leave your dirty garments where you dropped them,
So everyone can tell where you have been.
If you can leave the jobs you're meant to do, lad,
And make quite sure that they remain undone,
Yours is this room, and everything that's in it.
You've now become a teenager, my son!
Frances Garrood
Dedicated to T, B and J.( But particularly T.)
(With thanks to Tess at Magpie Tales for the picture, and apologies to Kipling)
Frances Garrood writes books.
In my humble opinion, and I am not alone in that view, very good and certainly very enjoyable books. She also pens limerick after limerick and poem after poem on her blog (usually in response to Magpie Tales whatever they are).
This particular adaptation really appealed to me: possibly because Son 2 who is now one of the most meticulously fastidious of young men went through this phase with a vengeance.
I apologise for the repetition to those of you who have already read it on Frances's blog (with image).