A few weeks ago CJ did a post on tempting the God of Data Transfer. In fact when I tried to find the post I discovered that it was written in January. January! Where did the last seven - yes seven - months go. I really did think it was just a few weeks ago. Anyway the point about the post was that it is not wise to tempt the Gods.
Unfortunately I accidentally did something even worse a few days ago.
When Mum and Dad eventually gave up independent living and went to live with CJ and Jo they no longer needed their toaster. That was about 15 years ago. They had had the toaster for quite a while before that. So the toaster was probably manufactured around 20 years ago. A few days ago - it really was just within the last few days - I remarked on the longevity of the said toaster. Big mistake. Huge.
For those who don't know The Fates are old and predate the gods. It is not entirely clear how far their power extends. It is possible that they determine the fate of the gods as well. In any case, not even the most powerful is willing to trifle with them. So what was I thinking of when I, albeit inadvertently, tempted them?
So today The Toaster was consigned to the place where old toasters go and the new pretender arrived. Tomorrow it is he who will provide our breakfast*.
What's the betting that I won't still have this one in 20 years time?
* This was actually written yesterday and posted after midnight.
* This was actually written yesterday and posted after midnight.